Detox over!

Location: Winty Bantaans gourmet take-a-away, Boscombe Crecent. 8pm, after seven gruelling days detox.

Good Evenin' Sah!

Howdy Winty!

W'hapen Frobi, ya na gone show u face?

*shudders* - a long story.

Your usual table sah?

Thank you Winty. Whats the menu du jour?

Weelll, let mi se. Starters we got some niiccee Jamaican Lambs breath collie weed followed by California Sunshine MDMA capsules and some fine rocks fresh from Hackney. Washed down with some Stella Artois (imported of course), and some fine Turkish opium.

Mmmmmm . . . .

F' afters we have 400mg Kamagra, and i took the liberty of firing up the computer t' Gaydar! antispating that sah will be cruising for meaningless "beasting" with dodgy, shaven headed, thugs?

Winty you spoil me, it's good to be back!


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Detox

Having a little clean up here at Chez Naff, fed up of waking up to this in the morning, I am having a "detox". I am doing remarkably well, and haven't felt too bad at all - everything just seems a little "flat". I am reading everyones blogs but just can't be bothered to comment.

Well 24 hrs down - lets see what horrors await me in the next day. I reckon I can make it to the weekend.

Words of Wisdom from Nigella

"Hairiness. I like an animal. Hairy back, hairy everywhere.
I don't understand why a woman would want to be with a hairless man. If I was going to go for someone smooth,
I may as well be a lesbian"

I wonder who she could have been thinking of?

Ben Cohen lives!

Exciting news - Ben Cohen (finest Rugby player of his generation) will be signing copies of his new 2008 Calendar at the Prowler Store in Soho this Thursday!!! I received an email from Mr NewForestPony - he was literally wetting himself with excitement - about this. If you don't know Prowler is a upmarket gay mans sex shop - has Ben seen the light? either way he has the gay market by the balls. Profits from the calendar will go to the Orchid Trust pioneers in the fight against testicular cancer & the Northamtonshire Air Ambulance service.

I can feel a "sickie" coming on for work on Thursday and have given my Daihatsu Charade notice we will be travelling up to Londonium and have started to make my packed lunch already. What shall I wear? Also congratulation to Ben, he is now a proud father to twin baby girls (Isabelle & Harriette) - this comes as no surprise, he could get a woman pregnant just by looking at her.

On a serious note he has parted company with his team, Northampton Saints, by "mutual consent". What the hell is going on? are these people mad? Still, a glittering career in Gay Porn awaits. I for one would re-mortgage Chez Naff to finance a film (as long as I was in it). I was thinking of some titles "40 days and 40 nights" perhaps or "Last Tango in Dorset" "Ben does Bournemouth".

I'm off for a wank.

All systems go?

If you make a revolution, make it for fun,

don’t make it in ghastly seriousness,

don’t do it in deadly earnest,

do it for fun.

Don’t do it because you hate people,

do it just to spit in their eye.

Don’t do it for the money,

do it and be damned to the money.

Don’t do it for equality,

do it because we’ve got too much equality

and it would be fun to upset the apple-cart

and see which way the apples would go a-rolling.

Don’t do it for the working classes.

Do it so that we can all of us be little aristocracies on our own

and kick our heels like jolly escaped asses.

Don’t do it, anyhow, for international Labour.

Labour is the one thing a man has had too much of.

Let’s abolish labour, let’s have done with labouring!

Work can be fun, and men can enjoy it; then it’s not labour.

Let’s have it so! Let’s make a revolution for fun!

A Sane Revelution by D H Lawrence

Brighton Rocks

Even years ago I had a keen interest in fashion. What a cool Polo shirt (I can still fit in it!)