Weekend off posting

See you next week - far too busy to post ;)

Frobisher vs The Church of Scientology

Well what a coincidence! I was stopped by a pretty young girl in the street today and she forced the above leaflet in my hand (see above). Of course I took it and will be using their address for all the junk mail and cold calls I receive. "We only use 10 per cent of our mental potential" Really? well I'm using my 10 per cent to annoy you.

I also launched a 'charm offensive' on the young girl. She was last seen running like fuck down the road.

If you fancy a bit of subversion there address is:-
42 High Street,
Poole,
Dorset BH15 1BT.

or you could ring (01202) 257788

Mondo birthday madness

Who knows? thanks to everyone for a great birthday, good friends/good food- I am blessed. BTW my teeth aren't yellow, Princess Fiona's are unnaturally white, I must get her dentists number. Peace & Love, Frobi x

Do you know where your daughter is tonight?

Haven't got much to post about really, but this picture tickled me (double click for better view). It's my birthday on Wednesday the 27th so please make sure you buy expensive presents.

Frobishers' tunes du jour:-

Lee Dorsey "Who's Gonna Help Brother Get Further"
Ugly Duckling "A Little Samba"
Al Green "All 'n All"
Syreeta "I Wanna Be By Your Side"
Sylvester "Dance (Disco Heat)"
The Damned "Love Song"

Indian summer

Isn't it time you quit hiding the fact that you love to watch tons of TV? show your true colours! Come out of the closet and view with dignity! Let 'em know you're proud to be a Tuber!
Equal rights for the couch for ladies!

Well so much for the gales and rain forcast for today - aparently a hurricane was going to be blown over from the Caribean and we were supposed to be battered by high winds and driving rain. Cue sunshine, what a lovely day! got two loads of washing dry already & sat in the garden in my shorts reading the papers. Why can't they get the weather right? I wouldn't have gone out drinking last night if I knew it was going to be good *sigh*. As it happens I have a gale-force hangover, the computer is playing up. I can't load any pictures now, took all the programs off and went to load them back on and - nothing. With Windows XP I used to get a box up as soon as I inserted a CD, not now. I hate computers, think I'm gonna have to get help with this problem. Still, I am going to vegetate in front of the box tonight watching Deal or no Deal, X-Factor, Who want to be a Millionaire & Parkinson. C'mon people whats your viewing schedule?

Thank you for not reading a book

Les deseamos una feliz estancia (pt.1)

Frobi chilling with a couple of donkeys at the campsite, note: I have forgotten my socks.

Ah, I love going on holiday. After a early start (3.30am) after the Boscombe Community Fair flying from Bournemouth we arrived in Malaga airport about 9.30am. Met up with Twigs and Mel and drove down the coast, past Gibraltar, to a town called Terfia, took a while the VW camper - not the fastest way of travelling but certainly the most funky. The campsite we were staying at was a couple of miles outside on the edge of a national park with panoramic views across the sea to Morocco and the Atlas mountains. Twigs was telling me a few brave arabs come over on jet skis from Morocco and try to swap a 9 bar of hash for a bottle of whiskey (cue Frobisher walking up and down the beach for the rest of the evening with a Johnny Walker bottle filled with cold tea). (pt.2 soon).

Sports news - Matthew Bates

Well, a bit of a delay with the holiday post - having trouble transferring pictures from the camera to the computer. D'oh. Will trying later on. Thought about doing a topical post (Camel fuckers vs The Pope) or even about the Government of Sudan, which has killed hundreds of thousands of its own Muslim & Christian citizens and looks like being the biggest genocide so far in the 21st century. Not heard about it? no marches through London in protest? no Labour backbenchers demanding action? Muslims uniting and demanding ceasefires and promising jihad? Oh of course, it's never worth protesting against an evil unless it can be blamed on America!

Still, spare a thought about poor soccer star Matthew Bates, Middlesbrough defender (thanks to Bob for finding this). The guy sent a few pics to his girlfriend who decided to post them on the internet after he played away. Enjoy, don't worry Matt got a feeling won't be too long till you get another girlfriend (or boyfriend).

Bin Bugged!

As well as the bin I also have a bug, been sniffy & snotty for the last day. I do hope it doesn't turn into Man Flu. I will have to take it easy and drink lots of fluids, so all posts delayed. Please bear with me in this difficult and worrying time. Many thanks.

Frobisher has gone (part 2)

Hola! well now Im off to Spain for a few days for a bit of rest and recuperation. Ever the fool I have agreed to go camping somewhere between Marbella and Gibraltar in some hippie beach village, going with good friends Gos & Simone and meeting Mel & Twigs there. Its all a bit of a rush, haven't even packed, got to get up at the unearthly hour of 4am to get to the airport for check in. Should be in Malaga airport about 9.30am then we have to catch a bus (the shame) to Marbella. Then off in M&T's VW camper (orange). But first at home we have the delights of Boscombe Community Fair tomorrow so will be sinking a few pints there first & live music & food stalls, the alarming MrCuntt is back so will be tagging along - should be fun. Back soon Bye :)

Missy 'greedy' Elliott

Well Hip-Hop legend Missy 'misdemeanor' Elliot is playing Bournemouth International Centre in October. Thought it would be great to go, but the tickets come in at just under £40 + booking fee ($76). What the fuck is it with these "booking fees"??? even if you get the ticket at the show's venue they still charge you a booking fee. It just a backhand way of charging more.
Wonder why it is so expensive? well I managed to get hold of Missy's rider - this is what she wants over and above her performing fee.

• 35 assorted 1st and business class flights
• 2 five-star hotel suites
• 33 five-star hotel rooms
• six undercover security guards
• unlimited Cristal champagne
• dinner for 35 at five star restaurant
• peanut M&M's
• Hershey chocolate bars with almonds
• Jolly Rancher lollipops
• Cheese Doodles (cheese puffs)
• Cheetos
• Bubblegum - water melon, strawberry and grape flavours
• Water - plain and flavoured
• Gatorade (tropical, fruit punch, grape)
• Ginger ale (Schweppes or Canada Dry only)
• Diet Coke
• Straws
• Ramen noodles (chicken & mushroom)
• Louisiana hot sauce
• Ketchup
• Plastic cups/spoons/forks/knives
• 2 scented Bond 9 candles from a store on Park Avenue, New York
• Santa Margarita Pinto Grigio - regarded as the quality benchmark of Pinot Grigio white wines
• Patron Silver - a light, fresh tequila favoured by connoisseurs.

Jeez! no wonder the tickets are so expensive! Missy "greedy guts" Elliott's obviously forgotten the baskets of kittens and rare tropical orchids for her dressing room. Where the fuck are they going to get Gatorade/Jolly Racher lollipops/Cheetos? they don't even sell them in this country. In protest I am going to download her new album "Cookbook" from Limewire instead of buying it. I hope she chokes on her Hershey bars.

Meanwhile more local news, Bournemouth Borough Council have introduced new wheelie bins - one large one for recycling and a smaller one for non-recyclable stuff. Full marks to the council. But then it slipped out that the bins are "micro chipped". The council had intended to keep this secret from the public and many elected councillors. People have been outraged and been removing the offending chips. The council is saying that they are just there in case they might be "needed" in the future. In other words "Big Brother" wants to keep tabs on what and how much rubbish you dispose of. A few years down the line you will charged for how much rubbish you generate - on top of your local taxes of course. Rip off Britain & the march of the 24hr surveillance society. The council has said that people who tamper with their bins could be prosecuted. I will be removing my chip this afternoon with a hammer and screwdriver and will place it in the bin along with open debate and democracy, fuck 'em.