By George he's done it again

Police have arrested singer George Michael on suspicion of possessing drugs after he was found slumped at the wheel of a car. The substances seized by officers are suspected to be cannabis and GHB, a drug also known as liequid esctasy which is popular with clubbers.

For goodness sake, poor old George, having a little party by himself at home and then runs out of Rizlas, jumps into the car. The GHB (ewwww tacky!) kicks in and he does the sensible thing and pulls over and then passes out.

Did he manage to park outside a cottage? bet the hairy-arsed Greek did. And the police arrested him! another shocking incident of institutionalised homophobia so prevalent in the police force today. Where were the Lesbian & Gay Community Officers we hear so much about??? They could have sobered him up with a large Starbucks Latte and blueberry muffin then driven him to Hampstead Heath and all gone crusing together. What do we pay our taxes for? blah blah blah, etc. etc.

Up the English!

Don't for Scotland versus England Rugby Union game on Saturday afternoon. Of course the English will win - a bit like shooting fish in a barrel. Above is a pic of the wonderful Ben Cohen (No.11 position). I am fully behind the team, etc, etc.

Sunday musings

Can you believe that someone left this under my windscreen wiper? I thought the fluffy dice and Dusty Springfield tapes might have put them off, but no.
Hmm. . . I suppose its only a reaction to all the Muslim protests at the mo' that the British National Party (BNP) are having more and more people join up. In Blog land it seems most people are fed up to the back teeth with these never ending protests, another one in London yesterday with 10,000 "moderate" muslims protesting about cartoons which were never printed in this country. Stupid idiots.
Can anyone remember the Pakistan earthquake? Tens of thousands of people dead - even more homeless. Why don't the Muslims use all the time/energy spent on marches to do something for those poor people? People dying is obscene not a couple of harmless cartoons in a foreign paper.

I enjoy living in a multi-cultural society but Im beginning to wonder if a multi-faith society does actually work. Extremists like the BNP really don't have to work hard in the current climate, bastards.

Lets talk about me instead! I have a cold, woke up this morning with a nasty taste in my mouth and feeling fuzzy. Could be due to going out partying on Friday night, got carried away and did a tab of Esctasy (again). Felt like I'd been shat out of a cat's arse on Sat. - serves me right. Now I remember why I stopped taking them in the first place years ago. Clean living is definitely the way forward. Got a nice pork casserole in the slo-cooker for lunch, lets hope the local Mosque doesn't come round and fire-bomb my kitchen. Toodle Pip!

Objects of Hate Series: - Camilla

In case any of you commoners didn't realize it was the first anniversary of Charles and Camilla engagement last week. No? well not surprising the horse-faced Camilla keeps a v. low profile these days. According to official records she has done 133 domestic official engagements in her first year - sounds impressive? No, "engagements" is a pretty loose term. eg:- visiting a hospital (one engagement) meeting the Mayor there (another engagement) visiting the newly painted GU clinic while there (+ engagement) having a cup of tea in the women's Institute cafe at the hospital (+ engagement). So you see how it works, you can easily rack up half a dozen "engagements" in a couple of hours - plus Camilla actually counts going to the theatre as an engagement!

How much do we pay for this hard worker? £566,000 a year to run Her Royal Leechness. Not bad work if you can get it. Apparently Camilla has never had to do a day's work in all her life and who was recently described by a close friend as 'the laziest woman in England'.

Well to her credit she has done a little work for the National Osteoporosis Society but since her marriage haschosenn quieter charities such as the Society of Chiropodists and the Friends of The Westonbirt Arboretum. Not exactly Diana visiting lepers is it? She has had quite a PR job done on her so the "public" take to her. But I get the feeling the only person Camilla cares for is herself and her own.

A troll down memory lane

Well I enjoyed that picture so much in previous post I thought I'd show another one. What a God that man is - might buy his exercise dvd, some "Disco workout" thingy, then again I probably won't. Going out for Peter's birthday lunch today, it's cold and wet outside and having trouble whipping up any enthusiasm, but I'm sure it will be ok then I get there.

Things starting to fall in place

Thanks to Bloggerheads for this story (see links). Ever wondered why there was such a delay in the outrage in the Muslim world about the Danish (so called) offensive cartoons? Danish Iman Ahmad Abu Laban did a whistle stop tour of the Middle East just to make sure everyone knew and saw these images. Not only that he added three images just to make sure he got the reaction he was after. They were:-

Muhammad as a paedophile demon.

Muhammad with a pig snout.

And a Muslim being raped by a dog as he was praying.

Were these images ever printed? NO, the Islamic Society of Denmark said:- "they give an insight in how hateful the atmosphere in Denmark is towards Muslims". Akhmad Akkari spokesperson for the Danish Muslim tour couldn't explain where the images came from, he said they were passed on to him from persons unknown. Hmm. And by the way Iman Ahmad Abu Ladan is involved in an international group of Muslims who are known from supporting the anti-Western Islamist struggle for the School of Global Jihad. Cunt.

There are obviously people who relish the idea of a global war between Islam and the rest of the world. And why havent we heard much in the media about this? Doesn't fit in with the 'Muslims as victims'? I don't know. Lets cheer ourselves up by looking at Anthony's bum from last years Big Brother!

Wednesday update

Hello! just thought I'd post a few pics of our latest outing to the Aquarium, quite impressed, lots to see - the pics here are of:-

1. A Turtle

2. Some eel thing.

3. A vicious old trout (lol).

Well what else? been going out a few times. Did the gay circuit and ended up at Rubyz - quite upset the DJ kept announcing people birthdays "Keith is 20 today!" "Chloe is celebrating her 19th tonight" and other agist comments. Someone spiked my drink with half an E, thanks v. much it was great! Ha, ended up walking home, crashed, got up Sunday and went searching for the car. Horrified that my picture has been posted on the South Coast Bears Website, there infringing my rights im sure - might send an email. Mr C has a new puppy!!! not to be outdone in the designer dogs fashion he has got a cross between a Shai Pei (? spelling) and a Staffie, his name is Lloyd or LuLu - I think he might be a bit deaf, only seems to hear certain sounds. But a real character and lovely dog.

Good friends, good times

A chilly Sunday morning here in Blighty, even here on the usually balmy South Coast Riviera, my mind thinks back two weeks ago when I was living the high life in Marbella with excellent friends Twigs and M. Thank you both for your hospitality & good times. Just chillin' & drinking, the weather was spring like over there (though most people were dressed in jumpers and overcoats, wusses!). And hopefully be going back over in May for a bit of sun, rest and relaxation (and cock).
What did surprise me over there was the amount of English people living there. Every other voice you heard was English. Went out for a drink - English barmen. A meal - English waiters. When England seems to resemble an ex-communist east european country with Poles etc. everywhere it seems we are setting up a colony of our own on the Spanish coast. Must admit it seems like a Mecca (can I use that word?) with great weather, cheap booze and laid back attitude, and oh, foxy men. Perhaps its time for me to make the move myself?

Whats the fuss?

After hearing about all the fuss the Muslim world is making about the "offensive" Danish cartoons I decided to go hunting on the web for them (see above). I can't see a problem. I for one, am fully behind the Danes - threats and sanctions are no way to behave, and Islam has just shot itself in the foot again.