Idle Worship

Monday, December 26, 2005

There's a guy down the chip shop swears he's Elvis

The annual Springbourne Ladies Knitting Circle celebrated at Harry Ramsdens in Bournemouth for their Christmas Party. Leading members Mr. Cockerel, Beast, Mitch, Frankie Bum-boy, Keith and myself partied hard to the wonderful Elvis impersonater from Leeds. Think his name was Ray Wood - apparently Europe's leading Elvis double (aren't they all?). He looked like something from the Munsters and was obviously taking the look from Elvis's last week on earth.


He murdered and mumbled his way through hit after hit of Elvis numbers. Unfortunately, our table was right in front of the stage and his swivelling hips and exposed paunch almost put me off my haddock - it was so tacky it was great.

Anyway (?) here's a few more pics of us living the high life!

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Turkey in the White House

Here's a great link:-

http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Bush_17803.html


very clever, unlike Bush himself.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Happy Christmas to you all!


Merry Christmas everybody! Christmas dinner has been moved from my gaff, Chez Naff, to Mummy and Daddy Cockerel's place. I think people thought I wouldn't do v. well on the cooking front (bastards) - I must admit that recently my kitchen prowess has been a bit sketchy, have been relying on the old Slow Cooker quite a lot (a great late pressie if your stuck for someone).

Next piss-up is Tuesday at Harry Ramsden's, fish & chips plus an Elvis cabaret. Cant wait.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Willy of the Week No.1


Here we are Willy of the Week No.1 - I am much more muscle bound than this, its just my dick which makes the rest of me look scrawny.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Feeling festive!!!!


Well everyone else is showing their Christmas trees so I thought I'd put them all to shame and show you mine. Please note the FAIRY at the top of the tree, call me old-fashioned if you like but there's nothing like a good fairy at Christmas.

Que Pasa?


Would I go out with Darren Day? probably not but I would shag him. Have to be careful tho' not to be blinded by those bright red pubes. I bet its like a nest of baby mice down his underpants all pink and warm and slightly wiffy.

Well what's been happening? not a lot, Crimbo will be here v. soon - I have just got the tree from the loft and will be decorating it and posting the pics (Im sure mine will be the best in bloggerland). Work has been chaotic, it always is this time of year, and the dark evenings have a negative effect on me making me lazier than normal. Did I mention I went to see the Chemical Brothers the other week? no?


well it was quite good, but not as good as I thought it would be. The sound for the first three numbers was too low. They soon cranked it up and damaged the hearing of most people (couldnt sleep with all the ringing in my ears). But if Im paying £20 I expect more than a couple of guys behind decks/keyboards and a few screens playing rave-type graphics. A few dancers and guest singers would be appreciated you tight cunts.

Went to the firms "do" last night - a bit of a non-event, was home by 10pm sober as a judge. Well, I wasn't feeling to good - my new glasses will be here next week and I hope it will stop all these headaches which are grinding me down.

Feeling very positive about the new year - this year has really been "annus horribilus" the worst in my life. Will be giving up smoking in the new year (2nd try) and hopefully moving house. Thinking of things to do on the blog - perhaps a few pics of Stinks the cat - "willy of the week" where me and friends take pics of cocks with camera phones when cruising. The possibilities are endless.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Sod Sainsburys and Woolworths



Well Sainsburys and Woolworth have removed copies of Jerry Springer: The Opera from their shelves. They claim to be acting on public pressure (ie:- a few religious right nutcases in an orchestrated campaign). Read more about it here:-

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4507636.stm

I myself will be boycotting both stores because of their short-sighted, knee-jerk reaction and will be writing/emailing both companies to tell them so. I urge you to do the same. If we don't make a stand against these people (Christian Voice, etc.) we will find ourselves in the position of the USA, with the religious right telling us what we can read/see/do. Far from Sainsbury's making life taste better they leave a nasty taste in my mouth.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

God hates Straight People



Pinched these pics from http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/ifeveryonewasgay/ some really funny ones there and some downright offensive ones as well. Still, if you give it out you should be able to take it (Oo er Missus).

A Tale of Two Murders


There can't be many people in the country who can't have been moved by the terrible racist murder of Anthony Walker, 18, in Liverpool. The story was on virtually every newspaper front cover. Anthony's murder and the trial was the lead story on all the news channels. The judge at the trial of his murderers handed out long sentences, rightly so.


So onto the murder of Christopher Yates (see pic above). Who? you might ask. Well Christopher, like Anthony, was walking a female friend to a bus stop late at night. Like Anthony he was attacked for the colour of his skin - that's where the similarities end. Christopher's muder didn't make the national news channels and only gained a couple of column inches in some newspapers. His attackers Sajid Zulfiqar, Zahisd Bashir and Imran Maqsood in a ferocious attack knocked him to the ground and kicked and stamped on him till he was dead. Every single bone in his face was shattered. Afterwards Zulfiqar boasted in Urdu "We killed the white boy, that will teach a white man to stick his nose in Paki business". The judge at the trial at the Old Bailey decided that Mr Yates's murderers had not been motivated by racial hatred, which allowed them to received much lower sentences. The three of them got 15 years each - the minimum tariff for murder. After time off for good behaviour they will be walking the streets again in 6-7 years.

The question of anti-white racism makes the political class uncomfortable, but it is a very real phenomenon but police, judges and politicians don't want to accept this. Results from the 2002-03 British Crime Survey show that less than 1 per cent of white people had experienced a crime that they thought was racially motivated. This compares with 2 per cent for the black community and 3 per cent among Asian groups. But 1 per cent of whites amounts to a substantial number of people and is a growing problem. Unless we can deal with racism - whoever perpetrates it, equally, we are heading for big trouble.